We'll take .500

Me last night.

We cannot be stopped! Or at least the headline writer for the Seattle Times thinks so.

We cannot be stopped! Or at least the headline writer for the Seattle Times thinks so.

On opening day, WE DON”T SUCK!  Tomorrow, well that will be another story.

baseballcardvandals:

get yer own pie.

Kevin Mitchell c. 1992 Spring Training

baseballcardvandals:

get yer own pie.

Kevin Mitchell c. 1992 Spring Training

Definitely one of my top 5 Mariners moments.  I remember watching this live and just being confused.  Louis Sojo was the man.  


Appreciate and respect the beard in all its glory.

I told a friend in reply to Ackley’s beard “As long as he starts hitting, he could tattoo a swastika on his forehead for all I care.”

Appreciate and respect the beard in all its glory.

I told a friend in reply to Ackley’s beard “As long as he starts hitting, he could tattoo a swastika on his forehead for all I care.”

Call me crazy, but we may not suck this year!

The Mariners released their 2014 promotional days and on May 30th they will have a Fedora Night.  Not only will the Mariners suck in 2014, but they will do it in front of a crowd full of douches.

Just like every year the Mariners have me believing that they might just not suck this year.  I find myself excited about the signings that have happened, and optimistic about the season.  Definitely a better team on paper than last year.

Lets not suck!  

Seattle’s worst nightmare

Seattle’s worst nightmare

I give you to the Mariners new 1B / OF Logan Morrison.

I bet the Mariners have a storage unit filled with money that they have saved by investing absolutely no money into the on field product.
I’ll still be watching every game next year.  Whose the idiot?

I bet the Mariners have a storage unit filled with money that they have saved by investing absolutely no money into the on field product.

I’ll still be watching every game next year.  Whose the idiot?

Rangers trade for Prince Fielder.

The Mariners might as well take the 2014 season off.

Nailed it
shorterexcerpts:

mlb:

When Papi talks, you listen.

Not sure exactly what was said, but I suspect a bit of “look, I’ve got an OPS over 2,000 this World Series, so unless y’all start hitting too, they won’t throw me another strike at all.”

He will always be David Arias to me.

shorterexcerpts:

mlb:

When Papi talks, you listen.

Not sure exactly what was said, but I suspect a bit of “look, I’ve got an OPS over 2,000 this World Series, so unless y’all start hitting too, they won’t throw me another strike at all.”

He will always be David Arias to me.